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Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Diary Of A Closet Psycho (#1)

This is an idea I've had for a while about a character, the title's pretty self-explanatory. Please bare in mind, it's a first draft.


6/7/10

I'm fed up with Public Transport And I'm fed up with the ignorant pricks on Public Transport. One of these days, I'm gonna enter the London Underground with a 9mm. Just shoot the cunts. Gender? Race? Religion? None matter. I'm not prejudice, I won't discriminate.
I'll blow away every one of them that deserves it. The smelly twats who shove their armpits in your face. The lazy cunts who don't give up their seats to the pregnant and the elderly. The pricks who sprawl their legs across two seats when you need to sit down. The foreign students who openly choose to ignore the basic etiquette of the Underground. The useless, arrogant staff who're fed up with their own meaningless lives, so they try to disrupt yours.
And especially, the cunt who sticks chewing gum on the seats. I'd smile as I force the barrell past that cunt's tonsils, pull the trigger, and watch the back of their slap against the tube wall.

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